Friday, October 20, 2006
I m here to Blog
YES!!!
i finally got my lazy ass up and start to blog
YES!!
Aint u guys happy that i blog
and the first thing i saw today after dragging my arse back from home
and switching on the com is checking my tag board to find people sort of critisizing me of not blogging
Pai SEH LAH, tight schedule cant blame. Study is priority.
But i found this nice pic
Misuka with that "Chao Ah Lian" Face with Wan to FIGHT?? COME LAH written all over
FUCK!! SHE IS GOD DAMN CHIO LAH.... MI SI TIAN XIA WU DI SHOU. . .
MISUKA IS FUCKING CHIO SHE HAVE THE QUALITY OF A PORN STAR!!!
WOOTS!! After modification. . .
Well..(photoshop sucks but. .) hehe
Looks how she DIAO the female lead
Later they do cat fight then tear off everything
Well, it will look grusome. . . .
Er Xin. . .
Stomach turning. . .
I dun mind the female lead but Misuka er.. .
WOOTS CHIO BU-s in up-coming muvee DOA: Dead or Alive..
But no Misuka inside. . . .
SADS. . .
Look how chio she is . ..
Never mind lemme explain y i nvr blog the past few days
Monday: Well i did blog on that day
Tuesday: Its my weekly Japanese class so very late go home and need to settle CRS article
Wednesday: I have Frisbee Training so when i went home, i feel like jelly and went to bed..
Thursday: The ONE day i m feeling hardworking and revise my AE&E stuff. . .
Friday: I finished meeting at 7pm!!! And dun wanna let u viewers doen i blog
No shit thats the truth...
Our class recently blew up this Superstar craze. . .
Everyone represent one superstar
Lets check it out here :
Chze Li = Aaron Kwok or William Hung!!
Zhi Guang = Tony Leung
Me = (made possible by Mr Koh) Edison Chen or Xiao Dao (-__-)"
Mitch = (the title came today) Korean Hunk Bae Yong Jun!!!
Mr Koh = Fei Yu Qing a.k.a Wang Ren Fu a.k.a Nicholas Tse a.k.a Leon Lai
Jesster = Da Bai Sha a.k.a Ji Qin a.k.a Cecilia Cheung a.k.a Shu Qi(porn star!!) a.k.a Xu Hui Xing a.k.a Zhang Man Yu( Maggie Cheung)
and more coming up. . .
Lemme explain this weird trend going on. . .
Y does Mr Koh and Jesster's Name so long??
Lets look into it =>
The woman might look unfamilar to youngster these days BUT i watch tv and i Noe, she isknown as DA BAI SHA or Great White Shark in chinese..
Then the guy below no need to explain lah, 100% u guys know him from Jay Zhou's MTV cum new song Qian Li Zhi Wai. The guy whose voice killed Jay in the MTV..
YES THATS HIM!!
So y them?? and y drag Mr Koh and Jesster?? They are linked so use your imaginations.
Its an old story..
About 40 years ago when Fei Yu Qing is as handsome as Mr Koh and Da Bai Sha is as chio as
Jesster but a bit slim cause she is a hot singer in the past..
They worked together and then stead but later due to unknown circumstances they broke up..
Then DA BAI SHA's body mass grew uncontrollable to become the DA BAI SHA today.
Fei Yu Qing " Shou Shen Ru Yu" or " guard his virginity like jade" and unremains unmarried till today.
Next :
Wang Ren Fu and his rumor( not really liao) Girlfriend and wife-to-be, Ji Qin
Ji Qin disappeared 6 months ago from the media and from all the variety shows she frequented
Report says that Ji Qin is hiding and preparing to GIVE BIRTH!!!
WTF , that mean Wang Ren Fu have made out with Ji Qin!!
SHe is scheduled to deliver is November
Wang Ren Fu denied by later announce he is Father-to-be . . .
*Bottemline* Wang Ren Fu( refers to Mr. K), please be responsible and take good care of Ji Qin
( refers to Jesster)
Finally, a more romantic version
Maggie Cheung and Leon Lai
Nope they werent rumored lovers but now i m toking about a film they once worked together in
Remember Tian Mi Mi from 1996?? With that Theresa Deng 's famous Tian Mi Mi song??
Haha, there is one scene in the film
Leon Lai and Maggie Cheung were on a bicycle with Leon Lai as the cyclist and Maggie as the
passenger hugging Leon Lai from behind. Got the Teresa Deng's Song playing in the
background. Their Love were going to end as Maggie Cheung is about to die, the romantic ride
along the streets and touching lines will not lose to sissy Korean Drama. Then Maggie Cheung
died and Leon Lai sobs sliently and continue to ride on.
- Now Imagine Mr Koh and Jesster doing all those..
hmm. . .
Mushy . . .
SO I wrap up this long insert and say a well goodnight to my dear dear reader
Brought to u my Mr Koh Inc.
We Do Koh . . . Always
Dont forget SUNDAY NIGHT 7pm got
MUST WATCH Muvee of the Year!! So go watch since its free unless u wan to watch sucky chinese shows on Channel 8 or the SHaolin Da Ge Da on 9pm -_______- ''
BYE!!
--Scream CiTy, PlAcE oF HoRrOr!~~- -
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