Friday, October 20, 2006
I m here to Blog
YES!!!
i finally got my lazy ass up and start to blog
YES!!
Aint u guys happy that i blog
and the first thing i saw today after dragging my arse back from home
and switching on the com is checking my tag board to find people sort of critisizing me of not blogging
Pai SEH LAH, tight schedule cant blame. Study is priority.
But i found this nice pic
Misuka with that "Chao Ah Lian" Face with Wan to FIGHT?? COME LAH written all over
FUCK!! SHE IS GOD DAMN CHIO LAH.... MI SI TIAN XIA WU DI SHOU. . .
MISUKA IS FUCKING CHIO SHE HAVE THE QUALITY OF A PORN STAR!!!
WOOTS!! After modification. . .
Well..(photoshop sucks but. .) hehe
Looks how she DIAO the female lead
Later they do cat fight then tear off everything
Well, it will look grusome. . . .
Er Xin. . .
Stomach turning. . .
I dun mind the female lead but Misuka er.. .
WOOTS CHIO BU-s in up-coming muvee DOA: Dead or Alive..
But no Misuka inside. . . .
SADS. . .
Look how chio she is . ..
Never mind lemme explain y i nvr blog the past few days
Monday: Well i did blog on that day
Tuesday: Its my weekly Japanese class so very late go home and need to settle CRS article
Wednesday: I have Frisbee Training so when i went home, i feel like jelly and went to bed..
Thursday: The ONE day i m feeling hardworking and revise my AE&E stuff. . .
Friday: I finished meeting at 7pm!!! And dun wanna let u viewers doen i blog
No shit thats the truth...
Our class recently blew up this Superstar craze. . .
Everyone represent one superstar
Lets check it out here :
Chze Li = Aaron Kwok or William Hung!!
Zhi Guang = Tony Leung
Me = (made possible by Mr Koh) Edison Chen or Xiao Dao (-__-)"
Mitch = (the title came today) Korean Hunk Bae Yong Jun!!!
Mr Koh = Fei Yu Qing a.k.a Wang Ren Fu a.k.a Nicholas Tse a.k.a Leon Lai
Jesster = Da Bai Sha a.k.a Ji Qin a.k.a Cecilia Cheung a.k.a Shu Qi(porn star!!) a.k.a Xu Hui Xing a.k.a Zhang Man Yu( Maggie Cheung)
and more coming up. . .
Lemme explain this weird trend going on. . .
Y does Mr Koh and Jesster's Name so long??
Lets look into it =>
The woman might look unfamilar to youngster these days BUT i watch tv and i Noe, she isknown as DA BAI SHA or Great White Shark in chinese..
Then the guy below no need to explain lah, 100% u guys know him from Jay Zhou's MTV cum new song Qian Li Zhi Wai. The guy whose voice killed Jay in the MTV..
YES THATS HIM!!
So y them?? and y drag Mr Koh and Jesster?? They are linked so use your imaginations.
Its an old story..
About 40 years ago when Fei Yu Qing is as handsome as Mr Koh and Da Bai Sha is as chio as
Jesster but a bit slim cause she is a hot singer in the past..
They worked together and then stead but later due to unknown circumstances they broke up..
Then DA BAI SHA's body mass grew uncontrollable to become the DA BAI SHA today.
Fei Yu Qing " Shou Shen Ru Yu" or " guard his virginity like jade" and unremains unmarried till today.
Next :
Wang Ren Fu and his rumor( not really liao) Girlfriend and wife-to-be, Ji Qin
Ji Qin disappeared 6 months ago from the media and from all the variety shows she frequented
Report says that Ji Qin is hiding and preparing to GIVE BIRTH!!!
WTF , that mean Wang Ren Fu have made out with Ji Qin!!
SHe is scheduled to deliver is November
Wang Ren Fu denied by later announce he is Father-to-be . . .
*Bottemline* Wang Ren Fu( refers to Mr. K), please be responsible and take good care of Ji Qin
( refers to Jesster)
Finally, a more romantic version
Maggie Cheung and Leon Lai
Nope they werent rumored lovers but now i m toking about a film they once worked together in
Remember Tian Mi Mi from 1996?? With that Theresa Deng 's famous Tian Mi Mi song??
Haha, there is one scene in the film
Leon Lai and Maggie Cheung were on a bicycle with Leon Lai as the cyclist and Maggie as the
passenger hugging Leon Lai from behind. Got the Teresa Deng's Song playing in the
background. Their Love were going to end as Maggie Cheung is about to die, the romantic ride
along the streets and touching lines will not lose to sissy Korean Drama. Then Maggie Cheung
died and Leon Lai sobs sliently and continue to ride on.
- Now Imagine Mr Koh and Jesster doing all those..
hmm. . .
Mushy . . .
SO I wrap up this long insert and say a well goodnight to my dear dear reader
Brought to u my Mr Koh Inc.
We Do Koh . . . Always
Dont forget SUNDAY NIGHT 7pm got
MUST WATCH Muvee of the Year!! So go watch since its free unless u wan to watch sucky chinese shows on Channel 8 or the SHaolin Da Ge Da on 9pm -_______- ''
BYE!!
--Scream CiTy, PlAcE oF HoRrOr!~~- -
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Monday, October 16, 2006
haha let me see, i haven blog for the past 5 days...
Sorri to all viewers because i am simply
I bet all of you people are too. . .
I m going to recap wad i did over the past few days.
Btw,
He Now takes the identity of ..
Whoa, Buai Tahan AHHHH!! From Rain to Nicholas Tse, Whats' Next??? Andy Lau ah??
So Let's Start with Friday cause Thursday is just another typical day ZZZZZ in school..
AND THE WORST THING IS TO ATTEND THE F**KING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. . .
Talking about Care and Concern out of newspapers and listen to the teacher crap 2 hrs straight we simply couldnt take it. . .
No Wonder my friend say the teacher craps a lot, now i understand the pain of going through Leong Kim Yen's class (-___-)''
So Lets start with FRIDAY the 13th:
Diao (-_-)'', aint it supposed to be the worst day it could ever possibly be??
But nothing special happens to me on that day leh..
LEONG KIM YEN AGAIN!!!! HER LESSON CAN BE INTERESTING AND BORING AT THE SAME TIME!!! i wonder how it is possible.. Her Material in Practise is the subject i CATCH no birds..
The Best lesson i enjoyed on Fridays are my GEMS. WOOTS my Water-colouring Class..
This is wad i drew on Last Friday:
LOL!! The Cherry that looks like Apples. .. Haha, i will do me best to draw a better one ^ ^
After that i rot around the CLS clubhouse, woots crashed the PR comm Meeting, well not exactly crash lah, more like joined in^ ^.
Recently i took interest in:
Real crazy manga that everyone should read understand the twisted mind of that COOL guy in the picture who is accompanied by a retard. ..Reading vol 3 currently while i m on my way to Plaza Singapura to watch movie with my Sister.
WELL to all fellow viewers, those who visited VIVO city are bunch of dummies and especially on this weedend because:
1) The 1st week of Opening, of course many dummies will go visit too, u will not even have 0.5 square feet to stand.
2) The shops there aint renovated finished yet so going there early = rot at McDonalds or KFC or any fast food outlets until its time to view your favourite movie.
3) Its weekends and its a new threatre so going Vivo City to watch a movie =facing red coloured slots on the slots TV or getting shitty seats that are right at the corner, in the front row OR EVEN WORST, front row corner seat because some smarter dummies knows how to book their tickets online!! Waste $10 to watch a movie sitting at a shitty position that WILL cause spasms to your neck.
I dont rant this anyhow cause all i got from peeps coming back from Vivo City are Negative replies.
So just be a little smart and control THAT fire inside you until the situation at VivoCity is steady.
Back to Plaza Singapura, i had a great there as i shopped all the shops with my sister and her friend. Ate Yoshinoya for dinner (-___-)'', reminder dont try the New Sumo Bento box if you feel very hungry because it aint filling. Not even enough to fill a Sumo. LOLs
WE are watching the movie by Jackie Chan:
Check out that baby, WHOA, wad a Pia Kia...*Spoiler to everyone
Jackie Chan is Slipper(Ren[2]* Zi[4]* Tuo[1]*)
Louis Koo is Octopus
Slipper and Octopus are the two disciples of Michael Hui, a master of Safe Lock Combination Breaker and Lock Picker. He taught Slipper and Octopus the skills to become a professional thief in town. But Slipper has a bad habit of gambling and squandering all the share of money he got from the task he accomplished. Octopus has a teenage wife( Charlene Choi) but he is a bad husband who only knows how to use the hard earned money he got to invest in rich girls, hoping to hook them and acquire their assets or another word ( Chi Ruan Fan)
So Fated in the beginning, Slipper and Octopus were stealing from the hospital when they were founded out and chased around the hospital. At the same time Terence Yin came to kidnap Cherie Yin's Newborn baby. After chasing around, Terence Yin was cornerd at the elevator and jumped off with the baby. Slipper saved the kid but Terence Yin fell to his death.
Later in the story, due to a real urgency of cash, Michael Hui accepted a $7 million deal to kidnap a tycoon's newborn son. Slipper and Octopus and Michael Hui when on the mission but Slipper and Octopus were stunned when their target was a baby.
The mission is a success but along the way they met with resistance and Michael Hui met with an accident. Slipper and Octopus escaped with the baby. They took care of the baby for weeks with the help of a greenhorn nurse from China in an exchange programme with the hospital in HongKong.
Michael Hui was arrested for drunken drinking( aint true cause they accidently drove off a cliff)
The middlemen was blamed by Chen Bao Guo or the godfather and the lackeys were ordered to bring the boy back. The godfather is the Father of the dead Terence Yin back to test whether the baby belongs to his son.
Middle section shows many funny and exciting scences of fighting and escaping. Nicholas Xie and Wu Yan Zu as two policemen.
Charlene Choi found out she is having Octopus's child many misunderstanding leads to a broken hearted Charlene. The baby is being taken in the end as Michael Hui was blinded by greed as the godfather offers $30 million for the baby. Octopus and Slipper cant bear to leave the baby and fought. Background was shot at Ocean Park in Hong Kong. Eventually the baby was taken, when the godfather found out from the DNA result that the baby was not part of the family, he put the baby inside a huge refrigerator room which is also the tomb of his late son. Octopus and Slipper fought two tough guard but were all trapped in the room.
It was later when Michael Hui noticed the police and came to their rescue. But the tomb is guarded by a high technology multi-possibility Safe combination. Michael Hui used all the years of experience is safe breaking and saved them. The baby was frozen almost to death. Slipper used his own body as a revivor and shocked the baby back to life but suffered.
Slipper and Octopus and Michael Hu was Jailed, the baby is alright and they even received light sentences and a contract to help become Nannies of the baby himself.
A Nice movie for the family tell a touching tale. Be sure to catch the movie. I Ciao alrdy and i will post was i did On Sat and Sunday.
*Yawns*
--Scream CiTy, PlAcE oF HoRrOr!~~- -
8:56 PM---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
