I like this section very much. FUCK, SHIT, CHEE BYE, NAH BEI, BASTARD,
Faggot, Go TO HELL, MUDDERFARKER, KAN BU(F YOUR MUM),
are something preferred.
Smiles to myself for living so near to the school, it takes only 15minutes to reach school,including walking to take bus. Since goddamn busstop need to walk abit and i need to bathe and eat and lessons start at 8am, i would wake 55mins early, that will be 7.05am.
DO YOU WEAR FLIPFLOPS EVEN WHEN IT’S COLD OUTSIDE?
Hell ya!! Cold, so what? Flipflops are cool~
WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR GROCERIES FROM?
i dun buy groceries, stuff i need will be food and most likely 7-11.
WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE OR BE IN THE PICTURE?
take the fucking picture, causing i am not so handsome until i BHB be in the picture,
people might see i am spoiling the picture, so take picture more enjoyable.
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Just follow law, the goddammit-funny-like-shit-hokkien-filled-cold-jokes-full Jack Neo film
but then i wanna watch more show leh, but time aint with me...
WHAT IS THE MOVIES YOU WANT TO WATCH NEXT?
Mr Bean's Holiday and 300
IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT ARE THE FIRST THINGS YOU WOULD BUY?
Depends on the prize money, seriously wad can you expect with winning 4-D but claim only $150.
HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU LAZY?
Damn Rite u are, i am one lazy bum.
DID YOU EVER TAKE MEDICATION TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP FASTER?
I didnt know there are such stuff, should intro to friends( Mr N.U.M)(beta dun touch these stuff), they might cheat little girls with it.
DO YOU PREFER REGULAR MILK OR CHOCOLATE MILK?
this is like asking me whether i like white chicks or black whores.
Well.. i like both~~
HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU A SECRET THIS WEEK?
Yes, i just told one
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER?
something you eat everyday, rice
DO YOU WEAR HOODIES OFTEN?
yea, and often
CAN YOU WHISTLE?
duh, you cant? Sads
HAVE YOU EVER PARTICIPATED IN A PROTEST?
can we protest in singapore? i think the moment u wanna protest,
you will be captured and drinking kopi-O in Police station.
THE LAST RESTAURANT YOU ATE AT?
Ministry of Food
WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY / WHERE WERE YOU?
School, club, school, club, home, school, club
DID YOU WATCH CARTOONS AS A CHILD?
If i dun then i would be fucked up
HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE?
1
ARE YOU SHY AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX?
to strangers, but not to close friends
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET?
my biggest regret is not be able to have a regret.
WHEN WAS THE TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOUR SIDES HURT?
I just laughed that hard seconds ago...
WHAT MOVIE DO YOU KNOW EVERY LINE TO?
The Matrix, Agent: Mr Anderson, surprised to see me?
Neo: Not really...
DO YOU OWN ANY BAND TEES?
No
HOW MANY CHAIRS ARE AT YOUR DINING ROOM TABLE?
too many, lazy to count, lazy to move my head... next....
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING?
None is the best
DO YOU READ FOR FUN?
i read for fun, laughter, peace and joy
CAN YOU SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH?
hokkein, canto, japanese, chinese
DO YOU DO YOUR OWN DISHES?
Yea, dun wanna stress mum, although most of the time she insists.
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR ROOM PAINTED?
white, i am planning on graffitting them
HAVE YOU EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC?
when i was, a young boy....
ARE YOU USING A DESKTOP OR LAPTOP?
both
WHICH DO YOU MAKE: WISHES OR PLANS?
both also, wish for something, then make plans to get it...
ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO LEARN NEW THINGS?
yes, everything..
ARE YOU CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS?
well, i would accept sponsors, prison break tattoo will be good..
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE GUY SHOULD PAY ON A FIRST DATE?
yes, but eventually, should go dutch..
WHO WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TEACHER?
Mr Ho, Mr Chua, Mr Tay and many more..
HAVE YOU EVER DATED SOMEONE OUT OF YOUR RACE?
Nah
WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE NOW?
Night sky is clear
WOULD YOU EVER DATE SOMEONE COVERED IN TATTOOS?
No
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CLASS BACK IN WHERE YOU USED TO STUDY?
Sec 1, 2 , 3 ,4 , Sem 1, Sem 2
WHAT PERSONALITY TRAITS ARE A MUST-HAVE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Caring
HAVE YOU BEEN ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE PHYSICALLY UNATTRACTIVE?
yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR?
Last week, maybe tomolo
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Beer, vodka, barcadi
DOES YOUR CLOSEST STARBUCKS HAVE A DRIVE-THRU?
there aint any starbucks around, and i dun like starbucks, coffee beans better
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
yea, quite enjoyable
HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED TO FUNCTION?
er... more than 10 hours
DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST DAILY?
my breakfast = my lunch
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING THAT SCARED YOU?
Linus tio Teh Neh Ji and screaming all over the floor
ARE YOUR DAYS FULL AND FAST-PACED?
yup, this holiday ends very fast
DID YOU EVER GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING IN CLASS?
of course
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT?
Banana, apple
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW?
Prison Break
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?
yea, and i pray that they are not assholes
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO PISS YOU OFF?
lim pei, lim bu
DOES YOUR CRUSH HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
i would crash into the trees if there ever have
DO YOU GET ALONG BETTER WITH THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX?
Both
WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR YOUR FIRST HALLOWEEN?
Shirt, pants, bag, go to school study...
WHERE DO YOU WORK?
Slack like a slacker, not doing anything
DO YOU LIKE MUSTARD?
yea, only with hotdogs
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME?
hymen, rhymes with edmund
WHAT DO YOU TELL YOURSELF WHEN TIMES GET HARD?
Edmund, time to bo chap and bring out the hymen in you
WOULD YOU EVER SKYDIVE?
Y NOT?
DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE, TUMMY, OR BACK?
SIDE, TUMMY
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ANGELINA JOLIE BEING PREGNANT?
just another whore
DO YOU ENJOY GIVING HUGS?
why give when you are on the receiving end
WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE FASHIONABLE?
wad is fashionable when it is constantly changing
DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA?
i will own one in 10 days
WHAT CELEBRITIES HAVE YOU BEEN COMPARED TO?
none, celebrities are fucked up
DOES IT ANNOY YOU WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY’LL CALL YOU BUT THEY NEVER DO?
Bo chap, it save my handphone's electricity
ARE YOU A VEGETARAN?
nope, i am carnivorous
ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
if its yours, its yours, if its not, its not.
WHAT’S YOUR OPINION ON SEX WITHOUT EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT?
SEx with no emotional commitment
= despo to get laid
= fuck for the sake of it
= despo for cash
= despo for aids
= try new things
= acting like animals
= Animal / human /nature
= just following what nature wants us to do
IF YOU WERE BORN AS THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME HAVE BEEN?
Ask my then-parents, they get to choose, not me
WHICH FEMALE CELEBRITY YOU LIKE THE MOST?
Linda Liao!!! God damn it, so chio, so prefect!!
WHICH GUY CELEBRITY YOU LIKE THE MOST?
Wentworth Miller( Michael Scofield)!! Shiok ah Prison Break!!
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